Dear university administration, your reverence,
after the debacle new president at the Catholic University of Eichstätt-Ingolstadt (see: http://www.sueddeutsche.de/bayern/233/469786/text/), has the second year of German-French double degree program's science policy has now decided on a candidate to the vacant chair of the President. What Prof. Dr. Prof. Dr. Hütter Hemel and should not have done with us now a reality: We are the KU new life into and penetrate into the field of top German universities. Possible objections, we would like to rebut already in advance:
- International experience: we have more than enough. After a year in Rennes, we are familiar with strange methods of work and were able to establish promising contacts with leading figures of other countries. As for the language, we speak fluent French, English (with some exceptions), Hungarian, Saarland, Afghan and Goss language. In addition, we can buy butter in English.
- Load capacity: also excellent. Ten months Rennes have turned us into true workhorses. They want for tomorrow a ten page treatise on the Passion of Jesus? No problem, as supply it, even if we have no idea about the topic. After a month of the toughest tests as we have already used to life without sleep.
- Religion: Here we give some flaws, but occasionally blasphemous Aüßerung are the already mentioned workload due. Currently, containing more than labora ora. But at least we are not all divorced and 4 / 11 Catholic. Our loyalty to Benedict XVI. is also beyond doubt. Our missionary activities are safe supplied to be expanded further, but we have already made some demons (usually on Thursday evening) and a witch disguised as a history professor their just punishment.
We hope to have convinced you with this application and look forward to your response. Our office we could already start after the summer break in October.
Sincerely
The second year of DFS
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