What Megapixel Matches 35mm

In the old tradition: the weekend a joke

The witness of a Schlägerrei be heard at the trial:
"They are carpenters, is not it?"

"They have near the place where the beating took place just worked?" "Yes."
"Yes."

"How far away they were from the beating?"
"35.43 feet, Mr. President!"
"How can you say exactly?"
"Well, because I measured it! I 'I immediately thought, it can fool the court' ask me then."